“Wow, you put on Glenn Miller and she just melts like a puddle of slutty butter.” - JL’s commentary during our Doctor Who marathon.
So it’s National Smug Christian Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, I see.
Attempting to surprise my brother for his 21st birthday by visiting the family in Nashville. We should have been there 3 hours ago, but we’ve been stranded on a highway in Chattanooga for almost 5 hours now. I’m getting hungry, and I’ve already peed in an Arby’s cup once and I’m not looking forward to having to do it again. Also, once we do get moving, we’re...
Our server tonight pronounced Guinness with a soft G. Honey, nooooo.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again. This time, more intelligently– Henry Ford (via musingsinfemininity)
ALEX BACA TUMBLOG: some reasons to go to olive... →
alexbaca: (via popsins) you have a Darden Restaurants gift card worth more than what you have in your bank account. you don’t eat out much, and can’t stand the idea of going to someplace new and having your one out-of-the-house meal for the pay period be a disappointment. you want to break up with…
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
No, I do not respect you just because you’re in authority over me. You have to earn it. Sorry if my generation’s high expectations inconvenience you.
'Parks and Recreation': Seven glorious minutes of... →
azizisbored: Entertainment Weekly found almost every instance of Tom hitting on women and threw into one video.
RIP Steve Jobs
angelaisherenow: One of my favorite quotes that inspires me more every time I read it: “Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinion drowned your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow...